This is the first installment of “Important Things”…a new thing I’ve decided to do on ITSB. The tagline of this blog is “Keeping Average People Updated on Grown-Up Stuff,” which is a hard thing to do considering there’s so much funny shit on the internet these days, and it’s hard to include everything in one place. So, I’ve decided to compile a list of links each day to keep you informed on the things that are going on in the world around you. It’ll consist mostly of interesting/weird news, celebrity shit that I don’t feel like writing about, and articles pertinent to more grown up stuff–you know…big boy material. I hope you guys make use of the links and learn something new from this site everyday. Plus, it’ll make you look smarter in front of your friends. Enjoy wasting more time on the internet.
Steve Jobs Has Trust Issues with Consumerist [Consumerist]
Tom is Very Aware Of Myspace’s Lack of Awesomness [Consumerist]
Why Generation Y isn’t Buying Your Products [Retail Customer Experience]
Sorry for That Whole Wrongful Imprisonment Thing. Here’s $4.1 Million [CNN]
Looks Like the Stimulus is Actually Working. Take That, Doubtful Conservatives [NY Times]
Porsche Actually Made a Socially Acceptable Hybrid Car [Spiegel]
Americans are the Most Attractive People In the World [Telegraph]
Here’s a Patch for that Security Patch that Ruined Your Computer [PC Mag]
Don’t Forget to Follow Me on Twitter [ITSB on Twitter]
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Not that I don’t enjoy the regular awesome but thanks. Great addition.
Thanks, man. I appreciate it.
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