Apple's Tablet is More Like a Giant iPod Touch

Not the Real Apple Tablet. I Think

If you want to look more like a douche and make me really jealous, you can pick up a new Apple tablet come Jan. 27. It’s pretty much a giant iPhone that you carry around to call more attention to yourself. I’m not bashing Apple products–I love my MacBook and iPod Touch, but I’m not about to lug around a 10 inch iPhone and let everyone know how bad I am with money. Everyone knows that tablet computers are useless, especially if you’re going to use it to do normal, everyday work. The type of work that involves a trackpad and a keyboard.

from PC World

“With Apple’s tablet now assigned a formal due date–January 27–the speculation has started to be reeled in, with the device now sounding more like what it first it sounded like: A giant iPod touch.

Nothing wrong with that, but the reality may be far less enticing than the speculation had suggested. And probably just as expensive.

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iPhone 4.0 software, expected to be introduced as part of the tablet package, will offer developers some new options for creating apps that work equally well on both the small (iPhone) and large (tablet) screens.

That could encourage more interesting and useful business apps, but only if Apple can convince business users the tablet is worth carrying around instead of a laptop or netbook.”

What would I use the Apple Tablet for? Viewing porn on-the-go. And I guess doing things that involve the touchscreen like drawing boobs and writing penis over and over again. I’d totally make my little cousins jealous.

Actual Apple Tablet. I Think. Again