Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman are Going To Nail Each Other In Their Next Movie

21 Aug
Scissoring Will Ensue

Scissoring Will Ensue

This is the best news I’ve heard all day…Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman are going to sex each other in their upcoming movie Black Swan. I just went from 12 to midnight.

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Script Shadow has reviewed the script for the upcoming Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis project Black Swan … “in this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We’re talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex.””

Ecstasy induced hungry aggressive sex is way hotter than gentle, caress me in your arms all night sex. I’ll probably watch this movie 6 or 7 times in theatres. Then proceed to download it illegally and watch it 4 more times by myself. Then probably 3 times with a hot chick to spark some ideas in her head. Then after that fails miserably, I’ll just watch it again, I’d say 2 more times. Or, I could just go get a girlfriend. Decisions, decisions.

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One Response to “Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman are Going To Nail Each Other In Their Next Movie”

  1. Amanda August 26, 2009 at 2:37 PM #

    hahahah God!

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