Women Becoming More Beautiful While Men Remain Unsightly. Not Necessarily a Bad Thing

29 Jul


Being a man entails many things: we’re rugged, we don’t ask for directions, we don’t like wearing pants, we’re dirty (erotically and aesthetically), and we usually laugh at fart jokes up until the age of 40. Not to mention keeping yourself pretty is totally gay. This study found that women, get this, tend to have more children than their male counterparts, due to their growing level of aesthetic appeal. Uh, no shit women have more children.  Scientists are fucking idiots. I’m guessing they overlooked the fact that dudes can’t have kids, unless you’re like Arnold Schwarzenegger in ‘Junior.’ We have to stop handing out Ph.D’s in infomercials and community college…


“FOR the female half of the population, it may bring a satisfied smile. Scientists have found that evolution is driving women to become ever more beautiful, while men remain as aesthetically unappealing as their caveman ancestors.

The researchers have found beautiful women have more children than their plainer counterparts and that a higher proportion of those children are female. Those daughters, once adult, also tend to be attractive and so repeat the pattern.

Over generations, the scientists argue, this has led to women becoming steadily more aesthetically pleasing, a “beauty race” that is still on. The findings have emerged from a series of studies of physical attractiveness and its links to reproductive success in humans.”

Women getting hotter is actually pretty awesome, but there’s definitely a trade off. They’re also becoming more crazy, illogical, and mentally unsound. Oh, and they’re still bitches when they want to be. And by ‘when they want to be,’ I actually mean all the time. But they have vaginas, which is really awesome. Keep getting prettier ladies, and I’ll keep fake listening.


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