The Dark Knight Leather Motorcycle Suit In Development. Awesome

20 Jul


Universal Designs is now developing a line of motorcycle gear designed after the costume worn in The Dark Knight. Even though I don’t own a motorcycle, or ever plan on getting one, I would definitely buy this for the sake of wearing it. Do you know how much of a pussy you’d look like standing next to a guy wearing that? A gaping one…like Orlando Bloom in Troy.  I’m certain that a guy wearing this could punch you in the face without moving.


– Strong Cordura Mesh Base with Heavy-duty 4 way stretch Spandex
– Removable CE Approved Body Armor in both Jacket and Pants
– Highly detailed, removable lightweight interior lining.
– Form Molded Leather and Kevlar Armor Sections.
– Made from Quality Tanned Cow Hides

Now that I think about it, I have mixed feelings about this product, especially someone wearing it in public. Yea, you’d probably look awesome, but at the same time you’d look like a huge douche. It would be like if Michael Johnson wore a Flash costume when he competed in the Olympics, or if the marines dressed up like G.I. Joes. It’s fitting, but no one wears fucking super hero costumes outside their own room. Unless you’re these guys.


One Response to “The Dark Knight Leather Motorcycle Suit In Development. Awesome”

  1. Amanda July 22, 2009 at 12:37 AM #

    that’s actually really cool.

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