Girl Gets Pregnant While Swimming In a Pool; Defies the Laws of Science

13 Jul

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So this 13-year old girl went to Egypt, swam in a pool, then somehow conceived a child. Was she naked? Can sperm survive in public pools? Does any of this matter? No, because it’s physically fucking impossible. The mom is suing the hotel because she believes that her daughter was impregnated by leftover sperm drifting in the pool, and not by some stray dude this girl met at a club.

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“A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant – from using the swimming pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska’s 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel’s mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: “The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there.

“She is determined to go ahead with the case.”

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.”

13 year old girls, no wait, teenage girls are the absolute worst. They’re so naive, and anxious to see a penis that they’ll laugh at stupid jokes some 20 year old sophomore cracks about black people, just to get his attention. There’s no doubt in my mind that this girl went to some bar, or club, got wasted off 2 shirley temples, and had sex with a guy who looked like that bald dude from The Mummy.

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