We're So Totally Boned, Bro

6 Jul

Things are continuing to suck really hard, and there are no signs of matters getting any better. The global economy is faltering as the price of oil falls.  I’ll let the article do the talking. Sorry if this ruins your day, it ruined mine too.

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“Monday is the first trading day in the U.S. since last Thursday, when U.S. stocks were sold off in the wake of worse than expected nonfarm payrolls data, which showed U.S. employers slashed 467,000 jobs in June — 100,000 more than anticipated.

Earlier in Asia, Japan’s Nikkei 225 stock average fell 135.20, or 1.4 percent, to 9,680.87 and Hong Kong’s Hang Seng dropped 226.23, or 1.2 percent, to 17,977.17 in a choppy session.

Elsewhere, Australia’s index lost 1.2 percent and Singapore’s market closed off 1.2 percent.

Oil prices tumbled amid the global economic uncertainty, with benchmark crude for August delivery down $3 to $63.73 a barrel.

The dollar fell 1.3 percent to 94.77 yen the euro dropped 0.2 percent $1.3925.”

The world is falling apart. The safest thing to do is to get a job filming, distributing, or starring in pornography. Actually, doing anything related to the business would be ok. Or you could just be a doctor. Hmm, doctor or porn star? Maybe star as a doctor in an adult film. It’s bulletproof.

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