Finally, a Safe Way to Watch Porn Around Other People. I Mean, If You're Into That

26 Jun

Oculis has developed a program called Chameleon, which ensures that you’re the only one that can read what’s on your computer monitor. This would be so useful right now, because I do all these blog entries at work. I don’t know what would happen if for some reason the CIO walked in on me typing a blog post about watching porn at work. I don’t think it would go over so well.

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“Chameleon uses gaze-tracking software and camera equipment to track an authorized reader’s eyes to show only that one person the correct text. After a 15-second calibration period where the software essentially “learns” the viewer’s gaze patterns, anyone looking over that user’s shoulder just sees dummy text that randomly and constantly changes.

To tap the broader consumer market, Anderson built a more consumer-friendly version called PrivateEye, which can work with a simple Web cam. The software blurs a user’s monitor when he or she turns away. It also detects other faces in the background, and a small video screen pops up to alert the user that someone is looking at their screen.”

You can get PrivateEye from their website if you’re interested. If watching porn around other people gets you off, then I highly suggest you download.

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One Response to “Finally, a Safe Way to Watch Porn Around Other People. I Mean, If You're Into That”

  1. Euri July 7, 2009 at 10:01 PM #

    Steven: I guess we all know how Frank spends his free time.
    Hahah

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